Giz a Fiver, mate!

I was rather invariably confronted by Mr. Sapera outside my 2-star hotel in Delhi. Looking at his picture, the only thing he could probably charm would be a snake. Much to his half-arsed begging style; muffled voice, gangster style stance, sleeveless shirt and a cupped hand, the only thing i could think of when i reached into my pocket - to his annoyance - was my phone.

On second thoughts....Is that you Usman with a pugh on yo head?