If Men Wrote Problem Pages...

So yeah,im done with exams and i ve nothing to do except asda,haha sounds absurd eh? YES i know but since i ve three months to utilize/utilise so I guess bleuukkh. Lately i dont know why, i just feel like meeting new people,i ve seen some confidence in me. WOO-HOOO boyy. Arent im a lucky little bastard with a fat belly coming out ? *grin* lol but comeon, single pack aint tht bad either,ahaha. So at job mostly i read newspapers, especially The Sun :D and "talking to Mirane" is the only spicy thing to read in that paper,i mean come on people with their sex problems. haha. its really funny at times though instead of talking to their partners,they email/mail Mirane about their sexual problems. haha i mean COME ON !! lol but seriously what i was wondering actually If men wrote problem pages. how would that be, just like this, or may be i should start to write problem pages from now onwards. :P

Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me?

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If youre still
not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.

Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him?

A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys?

A: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (its great time to clean the house too!) Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to dowhen he returns home it is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband doesnt know where my clitoris is?

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.

Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay?

A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.

Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one?

A: Im not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps youve forgotten to cook him a nice meal.

photographer : Lucy gold , courtesy : steve and lucy's myspace.

eternal sunshine of a spotless mind. but in my case there's no clementine just bad memories.. period!

the asian hulk to the rescue?

anyone wants to rent an asian d-credible hulk ?





Photographer : stevie the jackass, Courtesy : stevie's room and some melochondriac computer products plus a scarry movie star known as "mo".

I dare you to move.

I dare you to move
I dare you to lift yourself
Lift yourself up off the floor
I dare you to move
I dare you to move
Like today never happened
Today never happened
- i dare you to move by switchfoot

Its strange how some people leaves a mark on your lives,you act bizarre,too-cool-to-b-friends and the next day ur into something. the sad part of your life is,infact the sad reality is, you come and you fade away, if youre lucky enough you'd leave a mark on people around you and then they actually respect the authority that mr or miss blah was such a nice person. hardly a week left and im done with my exams. all i have is this digital camera with me plus my guitar,its really strange how at the end of the day i talk to michael(my imaginary friend) i might sound wierd may be i am wierd but its good to have an imaginary friend, you could talk to him about everything and the best thing about him,even if ur ugly to the whole wide world,you'd be the closest thing to tht imaginary friend of yours. and the best thing is, your secrets are all saved with him/her. plus its strange,i dont tell stuff to anyone but i just told a part of my life to lucy, wierd n strange in a nice way i presume. so hommies, asda needs my loving in i guess 2 hours ? so im off to bed now. adios amigos!

exam season paa g, exam season, phattay chuk ray o firr badshaoo k naii?

okkay people i AGREE,my life would suck without my ho's =D. this past year has showed me alot,i mean come on? from A to Z, from LSE's capacinno to starbucks,from michael to ashley,ashley to sarah and from sarah to jonathan and then talking to shemrez about stuff,haha. at times i do feel lucky that whereever I go,i tend to befriends with some nice people and i dont know why,whenever anything is meant to go wrong i could just sense it off.(spooky na?) for example, had hots for this sasskyy shirt i saw at river island,wasted my credit on someone who's commonly known as a slut in some area's of this world but comeon people it wasnt my fault either? I even tried to make it perfect but some pussies are meant to made up for different dicks i.e. michael :D performing live in a gig, singing/screaming on the river side of thames(zara, SEE i am wierd)and actually i just realised my other blog is almost full,full of pictures and i didnt know lucy was born in pakistan : i mean ITS STRANGE, the conversation we had was almost so bizarre. haha and plus, do i really look like an arab? cuz im fed up of hearing "are you from middle east". and the strangest thing is,when you confront things,they always end up as a melancholy chondriac of orgies (i know its really wierd) and somehting which i actually adore or seriously respect is self respect or respect for an individual :S i dont know why,i have certain limits in my life and i tend to work according to them and if anything gets bit itchy bitchy,i dont really give it a second chance and the game's over. arsalan saw me last night at sainsbury, according to them,im in manchester,its strange cuz i told them,im not in LSE anymore. i dunno why,may be i dont feel like going to kings college every weekend for a get together or something? I know its really bizarre that you're in the same city as ur best friends are but you tend to go away from em :/ strange but true. but last but not the least, what is all this? ive been smoking since 2 days. and and exams are starting from next week. man o man! plus i wasnt working since 2 weeks,so last night dave bennet(night team leader) called me and he actually wants me to do a shift from 4 pm (sunday) to 6 am(monday morning) , YES 14 consecutive hours of work :S i dunno. btw i cleared that management exam. IM AN ASST. MANAGER now.it feels great though but at the same time its baddd.! now im off to my bed,i need some sleep. btw chicken dips or sindhi biryani ?:D i've got both of em. *grin*

okkayy work hard,think wisely,pimp it nicely and die like a bitch.