Hello, its tatafry.

Hello, saucy vixens. It is I, yore knight in shinin' armor, Tatafry. I am still looking for that special woman in my life, who is not a goat or my darned gypsy neighbor. However, I do admit that I have been tempted by Bertha's late-night bahs at night as she awaits me in the barn. I have been tempted many times. Many, many times. Only the Big Guy can judge me for my actions.

Like I was saying, I am looking for that special woman in my life: a woman that can fill the holes of my heart, or a woman that has holes I can feel. Y'ain't gotta be real purty, you just gotta make me feel like a real man.I have an extensive collection of porno films that we can watch together. I have such memorable titles like, Girlfriend Goats, My Girlfriend Has Turned Into a Goat, I Hope She Won't Remember What I'm About to Do to Her, and My Girlfriend the Goat.

In the words of my hero, Elvis:
I'm just a hunka hunka burnin' love.

Thank you for your time, ladies. When you're lonely, or drunk enough to be turned on by me, think of me, please.-- tatafry.