contradictions

The name says it all.This is all about the contradictions and how the word "contradict" varies from each aspect.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Hello, its tatafry.

Hello, saucy vixens. It is I, yore knight in shinin' armor, Tatafry. I am still looking for that special woman in my life, who is not a goat or my darned gypsy neighbor. However, I do admit that I have been tempted by Bertha's late-night bahs at night as she awaits me in the barn. I have been tempted many times. Many, many times. Only the Big Guy can judge me for my actions.

Like I was saying, I am looking for that special woman in my life: a woman that can fill the holes of my heart, or a woman that has holes I can feel. Y'ain't gotta be real purty, you just gotta make me feel like a real man.I have an extensive collection of porno films that we can watch together. I have such memorable titles like, Girlfriend Goats, My Girlfriend Has Turned Into a Goat, I Hope She Won't Remember What I'm About to Do to Her, and My Girlfriend the Goat.

In the words of my hero, Elvis:
I'm just a hunka hunka burnin' love.

Thank you for your time, ladies. When you're lonely, or drunk enough to be turned on by me, think of me, please.-- tatafry.

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