Welcome to the land of fraaandshippers.

The land of fraandshippers or shall I say orkut in other words is one of a kind where WE ALL get hooked up. thats a reality, you cant really wank off it from your last name because we all know, in or out of a way, we all love to do fraaaandships with the oppisite genders ? BUT WHY DO WE DO IT ? WHY DO WE LOVE THE LUST OF OPPISITE GENDER? because ... yeah, simply the answere is BECAUSE AMERICA wants us to do it ( I know americans, its hard for you to digest, and its for me aswell, seriously, believe me, im with you guys ... ) but this is WHAT America wants us to do it,eh ? we eat, because of america ? we drink, because of america ? we smoke, because of america ? we sleep, because of america ? we shit, because of america ? no i dont think so, we shit cuz we're a big FAT FRANDSHIPPPERS who loves to eat junk food, you cant compare shit with america because im sure, alot of us would say, shit is better ?but then it goes with our unique taste. *grin* but lets come back to the point, almost everyone of us had seen the movie named "my big fat fraaandshiper's wedding" now this is what we are talking now, the Art of FRAAANDSHIP and the art of making love through FRAAANDSHIP ( im interested in this one as LSE keeps me away from certain posterior things ) but lets start with the basics, how do you do FRAANDSHIPS ? and HOW FRAANDSHIP is HARAM in Islam, with the help of different personalities WE ( I and those famous personalities) would tell you that Fraandshipp is a nice thing to do and how is it haram in Islam. so here we go :
A journey through Fraaandshippers life :
now this is an overall picture WHICH explains the journey through a fraandshipper life, so here you go :

This is how the fraandshippper guy or a girl is like when they're young , i.e. YES, an exceptional case from the start, what I say is : NOT BAD AT ALL.

These are two diversified rich mother fuckers, eh ? OH DID I JUST ABUSE? yes I did, *runs away, and abuses gazillion of times again* ahan, now im back ... now this kind of abusing is HALAL, because acording to uncle Laden, against america, its Jihad, so right, im the jihadddiiii man. a jihadi man looks like this, the guy BELOW.
but im not like this, but are'nt we all like this ? we're the fraandsheeper jihadi's. thats a truth.

and now lets move ahead, here we go , we have a new picture here.

now this what happens at the end of the day,when you make no fraaandsheeps, and in return you get pissed off and then you simply do what our ancestors have always done i.e. take a piss on microsoft.

This stage comes at the end, we RESULT our lovee for the sake of fraaandsheep as a pseudophile horror movie and you say : you not only love fraandsheep BUT you're an International Fraandsheeper Diploma Holder aswell.

NOW this is the LAST STEP : How Fraaandship is HARAAAM :




ACCORDING TO our brother Osama bin Laden, everything is haraaam, so fraandsheep is haraam as well. and since we could all see, he is ALSO on a journer for the sake of FRAANDSHEEEP.

RESULT :

will you fraandsheep me, love ?

burger bacha ....

mein eik burger bacha hun, mein burger khata hun, mujeh mcdonalds boht acha lugta hai, mein pehli dafa 1991 mein amreeka k shehr newyork mein "mcdonalds" gaya, udhr burger khaiya, bara maza aia ... tub sey mein burger punkha (fan) hogaya hun, burger bacha bun gaya hun , burger khanay k sath sath mujeh burger bananay ka bhi shoq hai, meine boht records banaie, un mein say kuch durj zail hain,

quarter pounder : biyaalees seconds(42)

mcpremier : pachees seconds(25)

burger khanay k saath saath, mujeh aur kamon ka bhi bara shoq hai, yeh shoq mujeh bachpun say hain, meri khuaish hai, mein baray hokar burger banun aur apnay mulk ka naam roshun karun. i love my burger. :)


P.S.: shabofry this is some "hardcore" urdu, u wont get it, hahaha

P.P.S: You love the word hardcore , dontchu ? you naughty boy ?;)

business ?

Having a pasteurised milk from WAL-MART/ASDA is a nice thing for you to have once in a while, especially when young boys like me need strength to do things(not those kind of things, but other kind of things, i.e. how to read,how to move,how to play football) ... Milk is one of those vigorous drinks,which is kinda really helpful for young boys & girls sitting all over the world who love to waste their time sitting on my blog,reading my stupid posts. A perfect example of milk is given below, science students are advised not to watch this picture as my lawyer is outta town, so i cant really face any legal actions at the moment.


Last night i was watching beavis and butthead ... you see, these were the only GOOD cartoon characters i loved after Homer simpson & eric cartman. but does beavis and butthead resembles these two famous characters ? just think bout it ... and comment me =P

Last but not the least, Monica Lewinsky is coming to LSE for studying a course in Sociology,thats a good thing for perverts like me, it means, more fantasies and less studies :D. Plus for all the monica's and likewise women out there, we've a very basic and straight forward rule over here,which is why i miss united states of america too :

P.S.: If the pictures are small then hmphh, shabofry, ur da man, i need help :P

sleepover.

sleepovers are always great ... just great ... right now im having a sleep over at akmal's house i.e. kings college dorms (finchley road) almost 1 hour away from my studio and its 6 am in the morning, laughing on silly jokes, commenting on silly porn flicks, watching arsalan and akmal playing pro evo 4 on ps 2 and we're actually having bets on these stupid matches,haha just superb. ... its strange, we all are away from our families,far away in great Britain for studies and now we're all a family in a way ... and this looks just superb ... we're the dil chata hai wala gang in a way *grin* its just, im the hotter one, haha ... here's the sleepover gang!

arsalan ....

me .....

salman ...

and akmal - the host :D

the mighty me?

Not bad at all, eh ?

thankyou adam. :P

An Interview ... amusing eh ?

FINALLLY ... had an interview at GAP , and got selected and I've got my first shift on friday, 5 pm to 10 pm (Lakeside) ... plus, seriously, this job is much better then playing around with bra's =/ and keep on getting bistofied by stupid aunties, that this place is not for guys like you, (hahh,in short, they dont really appreciate the talent, the talent to play with bra's ... which a man, has to learn sooner or later .. :P ) but at the same time, its hard to play with bra's too [ NO, my fantasies are totally different ... i dont like to get kinky and shit by playing in bra's] ... I'm glad, i left Ann Summers(NOT really, i still do sundays on there but for the long term, im done ... im REALLY DONE. *evil grin* hahh)
Coming back to the point, the Interview was realllllllllly strange ... i guess, the interviewer was drunk or something, but you never know HR Personels nowadays, prefer beer over everything, make it sex,money(im still not so sure bout this one though) and ofcourse WORK. so how did it go

Interviewer : Oh nice to see you again Mr. Khan. *ahem* Please have a seat

Me : Oh thanks, yeah, same here, how've you been?

Interviewer: good enough to interview you today. you ?

Me : good enough to earn some cash here. *smiles*

Interviewer : haha,nice sense of humour mr khan. so tell me about yourself?

Me : shall i take it as a compliment ? oh , im Muhammad,my aim is to be a chartered accountant so i could ripp all the rich guys/girls over here, plus, im short enough to seduce a rich women to marry me. haha kidding, im me, studying ... and hmphh ... looking for a job to earn some extra cash.
Interviewer : ahaha, define extra cash?

Me: oh money to take care of my things.

Interviewer : why do you even need an extra cash?

Me : was literally ":" but then i said, hmpphh, "just to take care of my things" but deep down i was like, oh i need an enough money so that i could get enough hookers for a week. :P haha

Interviewer : so u were working at Ann summers and as a merchandiser at River Island? why are you quiting at Ann summers? i thought guys like you love to play with breasts around.

Me : oh suuurrre, as long as personels like you, allow me to play with their breasts, thats not a bad option either.

Interviewer : *smiles* i was messing around Mr Khan.

Me: *smiles* BUT In reality, i was like - BRING IT ON BIAAACH,its been some time since i did this thing with a gorri bachii. haha

Interviewer : oh basically ive seen your certs, and we're all done actually, just sign at the bottom of the page.

Me : *signs the paper*

Interviewer: greaatt ... then i'd see you on friday on your first shift then, so are you feeling happy now?

Me : yeah for sure, haha why ? did i just win a lotto?

Interviewer : haha, i'd see you friday then ...

and end of our interview ... Its strange,, i attend alot of interviews and I ALMOST say the same things, which results in some humorous satiring remarks. and for some odd reason, people like them do keep me for the position :/ so rigghhhtt ... Im working for GAP tooo now, *yayy*