An Interview ... amusing eh ?

FINALLLY ... had an interview at GAP , and got selected and I've got my first shift on friday, 5 pm to 10 pm (Lakeside) ... plus, seriously, this job is much better then playing around with bra's =/ and keep on getting bistofied by stupid aunties, that this place is not for guys like you, (hahh,in short, they dont really appreciate the talent, the talent to play with bra's ... which a man, has to learn sooner or later .. :P ) but at the same time, its hard to play with bra's too [ NO, my fantasies are totally different ... i dont like to get kinky and shit by playing in bra's] ... I'm glad, i left Ann Summers(NOT really, i still do sundays on there but for the long term, im done ... im REALLY DONE. *evil grin* hahh)
Coming back to the point, the Interview was realllllllllly strange ... i guess, the interviewer was drunk or something, but you never know HR Personels nowadays, prefer beer over everything, make it sex,money(im still not so sure bout this one though) and ofcourse WORK. so how did it go

Interviewer : Oh nice to see you again Mr. Khan. *ahem* Please have a seat

Me : Oh thanks, yeah, same here, how've you been?

Interviewer: good enough to interview you today. you ?

Me : good enough to earn some cash here. *smiles*

Interviewer : haha,nice sense of humour mr khan. so tell me about yourself?

Me : shall i take it as a compliment ? oh , im Muhammad,my aim is to be a chartered accountant so i could ripp all the rich guys/girls over here, plus, im short enough to seduce a rich women to marry me. haha kidding, im me, studying ... and hmphh ... looking for a job to earn some extra cash.
Interviewer : ahaha, define extra cash?

Me: oh money to take care of my things.

Interviewer : why do you even need an extra cash?

Me : was literally ":" but then i said, hmpphh, "just to take care of my things" but deep down i was like, oh i need an enough money so that i could get enough hookers for a week. :P haha

Interviewer : so u were working at Ann summers and as a merchandiser at River Island? why are you quiting at Ann summers? i thought guys like you love to play with breasts around.

Me : oh suuurrre, as long as personels like you, allow me to play with their breasts, thats not a bad option either.

Interviewer : *smiles* i was messing around Mr Khan.

Me: *smiles* BUT In reality, i was like - BRING IT ON BIAAACH,its been some time since i did this thing with a gorri bachii. haha

Interviewer : oh basically ive seen your certs, and we're all done actually, just sign at the bottom of the page.

Me : *signs the paper*

Interviewer: greaatt ... then i'd see you on friday on your first shift then, so are you feeling happy now?

Me : yeah for sure, haha why ? did i just win a lotto?

Interviewer : haha, i'd see you friday then ...

and end of our interview ... Its strange,, i attend alot of interviews and I ALMOST say the same things, which results in some humorous satiring remarks. and for some odd reason, people like them do keep me for the position :/ so rigghhhtt ... Im working for GAP tooo now, *yayy*